HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIKI. ♥

Just don't get too drunk on me, okay? I need you semi-sober for Brunhilda. Really. I know all she says is Soviet Russia jokes BUT DUDE. You gotta be on stairs. I really don't want you to, like, DIE because you're too drunk. XD

On the other hand, I think you're just getting into character. We all know Russians are typically drunk anyway.

This is the script for the film I had to do for film class. It's only on public because I can't think of any other way to get this online for Caitlin. XD

Cast
Voice Over Man : The ABC store guy. If I can. Otherwise, idk.
Mary Susie Sue : Caitlin
Tony Tortellini : Arlen
The Boss : Chuui
Brunhilda : Niki
Emma Lee : SELF. I don't speak. 8D

The Suicide Fly Scripts

[Black screen. Narrative voice over. Needs the “announcer man” sort of voice. Alas, on such notice, I am not sure if I could get ABC store man to do it. Neverless, God knows I want to go there and get a drink. I need Canadian.]

Voice Over : In a world, not too different from your own, a threat has begun to plague man.

[Dramatic cinema here. Perhaps some shots of land. Trees. Adorable animals. Crap like that. Let’s get some happy puppies and kittens. Let’s have butterflies. And stuffed animals. And other adorable shit. THIS IS CUTE TEIM.]

Voice Over : A threat that, once released, threatens to destroy all of man kind. A threat so powerful, so great, that it alluded the CIA and FBI….. UNTIL NOW. The year is…

[SPIN ON EFFECT OF DATE. We see that it is, GASP. 2012. DUNDUNDUN.]

Voice Over: 2012. And the threat is so huge, so mystifying, only a Canadian scientist could have come up with it. It’s hard to find. Hard to see. The threat of all mankind….

[Cut to shot of a fly. Yes. DRAMATIC. It’s a fly.]

Voice Over: …is the SUICIDE FLY.

[MUSIC OF EPIC DRAMA HERE]

( Script continued beneathe cut )

Only on public because I'm actively campaigning for help here.

Um. I was cast in one of the plays at the college. For those that know me and my tendencies, this isn't very surprising. I was cast as a doll. Yes. Like. Y'know. A DOLL. Its a Christmas play, just run with it, okay? Anyway, there are four of us. One chose to go as a geisha doll, one as a Raggedy Ann doll, and the third is a baby doll. Like. Diaper-wearing baby. Now, this puts me in a position.

What other kinds of dolls are there?

I can't be a Barbie. She's in another play. XD Those three are out, because our director doesn't want any repeats. All I can think of when it comes to dolls with substance is a porcelain doll. Does anyone else know ANY other types of dolls? If you can provide me a link to an image too, I'd be MOST grateful. ANY doll. If it comes to mind, just send it, okay? The performance is soon and I have to put together the costume. D:

Yes, its that anon meme everyone seems to have done. I-I know I shouldn't do it 'cause.. like.. No one ever answers them, but for the sheer heck of it I will. It'll fill in my journal more too, aha.

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything.

Post anonymously. Speak honestly. Post as many times as you like.

^
|-- In regards to that, be as harsh as you want. If you REALLY don't like me, c'mon and say it, okay? It seems we feel more.. empowered, when we're anonymous, and I'm hoping the same thing will happen here for you guys. ♥

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me about your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me anything. Tell me what you really think of me or yourself. Anything.

Post anonymously. Speak honestly. Post as many times as you like.

Oh, and just because..

Get your own valentinr
Valentines~ ♥ Because no one needs to buy me things~

Cohearent update later. Mebbe.

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